Parry Gripp – I'd Like a Hamburger

Oh, waiter

I'd like a hamburger, can you make it for me?
I'd like a hamburger with a slice of cheese
I'd like a hamburger, I'm begging you, please
For a ham, hamburger

I'd like a hamburger on a toasted bun
I'd like a hamburger, can I get it well done?
I'd like a hamburger, hurry up, I gotta run
Gimme a ham, hamburger

Oh, please Mr. Burger Jockey, don't be slow
I've got a bus to catch and lawn to mow
Gotta swing by the dentist for a cavity
Then I'm getting married at 3:15 (life is a dream)

I now pronounce you cutie pie and knucklehead

I'd like a hamburger, can you fill my order?
For a hamburger with a glass of water
I'd like a hamburger 'cause I've only got a quarter
For a ham, hamburger
A ham, hamburger
A ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham

On second thought, I, I think I'll have the chili
Burger, burger, burger